Sword Swallowing One liners, patter, adlibs, and vogue-ing … warning a cucumber may find its way into this routine.
	Table High Camp Clownin, Cigar Stubbin, Table Cloth Pullin, Circus Trickin, Red Wine Guzzlin, Table leg swallowin'
Scissors Mincing, Classic Ole Clown Gag, Scissor Swallow + Mouth Splitter
	Rose Drink Stealin, Drunk Totterin, Crowd Participatin, (when setting suits) Culminating in shoving a beautiful rose through the tongue and performing some quite incredible tongue contortions
Glove A combination of physical comedy and stupidity. She blows a glove up on her head. Bigger and bigger and bigger til it pops on cue. Is it a chicken? Whatever it is, its laugh outloud funny
Acts can be performed as required, individually, together or weaved throughout a night